Last September, it was corn. Today, tortillas.
I saw a squirrel running on a branch over my head with a burrito. Yes, a burrito. Perl and I kept walking.
A few minutes later, we were walking back under the same branch, when out of the tree, the squirrel threw a tortilla inches from my head. Inches!
I can’t make this shit up. Seriously. I didn’t have my phone with me or I would have taken a picture. Probably the same squirrel that threw the corn.
If you’ve ever been to Bay To Breakers, you’d know that this is a yearly occurrence in the city. But I thought the south bay was a little more civilized.
If you want to know more, you might also watch Public Nudity at It’s Fastest
What are you going to not wear? And will you bring tortillas?

