Can somebody pleeeeease find me an intern like this? (No offense, Intern)
While I’m talking about getting a replacement intern, my real Intern was iChatting with me the other day. Asked how I was doing. I told him “same old, same old.”
He was bummed that I didn’t respond with something like “Rockin!” or “Kickin!” or something spectacular.
I explained that if every day were spectacular, then spectacular would become ordinary. This is the fundamental problem with utopian societies.
Eight minutes went by before he finally responded with, “OK. Point taken.”
K-1 : Intern-0
He is now obsessed with making me enthusiastic and chipper. My goal is to make him bitter and sarcastic. It should be a fun summer.
He asked today if we could get a goldfish.