Archive for June 19th, 2009

I found God!

And he needs YOUR help!! Actually, his friend needs our help! And I need help getting some! You’ll want to read this one. If you don’t, then at least scroll to the bottom where it says, How You Can Help.

I was at BJ’s tonight, having beers with friends, mourning the departure of a friend to grad school. One of the guys had a large…lens on his camera, so of course I had to grab it and take some photos. While I was standing precariously on a chair and a railing, trying to get everyone’s attention, the table beside us beckoned me to photograph them. So I played paparazzi and told them to strike a pose.

As I was getting down from the chair, one of the guys at the paparazzi table said that his badge number is lower than mine. I told him I couldn’t believe he was looking at my badge! Who does that? Who looks at a girl’s badge and tells her that her number is large! WTF!?!

Then one of Badge Boy’s friends said the magic words. CowPuppy Ranch. I was shocked. He repeated it. And told his friends that I am K. I couldn’t believe it! The other day I had been thinking that the world will be sad when I forget to introduce myself using my real name and just tell people that I’m K. And here was this guy, who I didn’t know, recognizing me at beer thirty because he reads my blog. Then he introduced himself.

I’m God.

Holy shit! You’ve got to be kidding me! I met God today! If you recall, almost a year ago, I emailed God. And then, after not hearing from him for months, he emailed me on my birthday.

So now I know who God is. And God has a friend. Badge Boy, who is applying for the Murphy-Goode job blogging about wine for $10k a month plus accommodations. And this is where he needs our help! And where I need your help!

Kevin Stephens has managed to work his way up from the bottom of the pack to the top 50, but he wants to be #1. We agreed that if I can get him to #1, then I can get some! So help a girl out and vote him into this job! God help me!

How You Can Help

Step 1: Watch The Video
Step 2: Vote by entering your email address. Note that you will not get spammed. God promised me that he and his friends have all voted and not been spammed.
Step 3: Click on the link in the email that you get. This is IMPORTANT or your vote won’t count!
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 with as many email addresses as you have.
Step 5: Send this link to your friends and help a girl out!

You only have 24 hours from the time of this post. It ends at midnight on June 19, 2009. Go!

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