So they are actually more pink and are faux snake skin, but they are wicked cute. The One Formerly Known As My Intern asked why women shove their feet into these strange torture devices. Truthfully? They make us taller and more powerful, and our calves look more defined, thus attracting the male species. It is [...]
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
7 Nov
Wedding sex
I have a friend who has a theory, that the best hookups are at weddings. So I’ve been trying to test this theory by attending a lot of weddings. Of course, this is the same friend I tried to pick up at a wedding. I failed, but he has some very good points that validate [...]
15 Jun
Weird dreams
This one had some hot but creepy guy who was planning to set me up to take the fall for some crazy scheme he has stealing cadavers. We lived in this big commune with lots of my family members. Everyday when I went off to school, he was training my dog to be part of [...]
5 Jun
Involuntary celibacy
In my googling for information about unrequited and forbidden love, I ran into involuntary celibacy, and at the risk of making fun of myself, I have to share some of my favorite parts of the Wikipedia entry. An involuntarily celibate person is someone who fails to initiate or sustain a sexual or romantic relationship, despite [...]
3 Jan
Driving
I forgot how much I love driving. I haven't driven in two weeks. Getting into my car today was exhilarating. Gripping the gear shift. The feel of leather on leather as I slid my hand around the steering wheel. The simultaneous press and release motion between the gas and the clutch. The resistance of downshifting. [...]
18 Nov
Me versus Religion
I was raised Catholic. Sunday school and church every Sunday. Baptism. First Communion. Then there was Confirmation class. That is when I quit. There were three of us that quit that weekend. Without speaking to each other about it, we all went home that afternoon and informed our parents that we would no longer be [...]
16 Nov
Normal
What is normal? A while ago, a friend asked me, “How often do you expect to have sex when you are in a relationship?”“How long has this relationship been?”“A couple months, and now we’re living together.”“So how often do you expect to have sex?”“Well, ideally, once a day.”“Seriously?” I didn’t really have to ask that [...]
3 Sep
Avenue Q and The Bourne Ultimatum
This afternoon, I went with J&Y to The Orpheum Theatre to see that last showing of Avenue Q. If you haven’t heard of it (like me), it is basically what Sesame Street would look like if you you’d made a wrong turn and ended up on the other side of the tracks. With songs like [...]
2 Jul
Sunday
Awake at 10 am on the dot, we showered and packed. While packing, I reached to the side and pulled my computer out of its bag with one hand. The pain I felt in my back was something I’d never encountered outside of having surgery. It was so intense that I wanted to throw up [...]
4 Jun
Secretary
I finally watched Secretary tonight. It was everything I had hoped it would be. A little self-mutilation, some sadomasochism, and a lot of submissive/dominant behavior. It was fabulous. I enjoyed every moment of it. I know I probably shouldn’t admit that, but I think that everyone has a little bit of these tendencies. They may [...]
