Seriously, I have messed up dreams. Woke again at 3:30 am after a strange dream. When I did get back to sleep, it was just more of the same. I don’t remember explicit detail this time, but the basic rundown of all the dreams was this
One of my kids from school sent me this cool video she made. I wanted to share it with my coworkers, so I was wandering around showing them. Then I saw three kids who kind of looked like my kids from school, but weren’t. They had used knowing me as a way to get someone to let them into the lockdown area and were now spreading some weird religion, but were actually hypnotizing everyone so that they could steal secrets.
Next thing I know, I’m making out with some guy in the front seat of his car. I finally get out and go inside where I run into the guy that I dated for a week in 5th grade. We have to go to the DMV so he can take some test. We keep getting the run around from the people at the desk. Looks like we are going to have to wait. He has to leave for a while. There is a kid practicing the guitar and he keeps looking at me. I tell him to look into the mirror on the wall. More people show up and it seems like there is going to be a talent show. But then it turns into a comedy show. I’m up soon and I’m trying to figure out what I’m going to talk about. I’m nervous.
Then the pets are waking me up. I’m telling them to go away and leave me alone. I peek out of one eye to find these two cute kids dressed like Hänsel und Gretel. I can’t tell the kids to go away, so I’m going to have to just get out of bed.
That is when I wake up. It isn’t until I really wake up that I realize I overheard cute little Häsel und Gretel plotting how to get me to put my head in the oven so they can kill me.
Seriously, I’m not kidding when I say I have weird dreams.