Q&A

Found this on Chardoney’s site and felt like answering.

Elaborate on your default icon.
Every time I reinstall the OS, it makes me take a photo. I liked this one, so I kept it.

What’s your current relationship status?
So single I’m considering becoming a nun.

Ever have a near-death experience?
Yes. I had a fake fractured left femur and died in the ambulance on the way to the emergency room. They gave me a bracelet when I got to the hospital. I had them put the name Trudy Smoot on it. She was a name mentioned in the play I was in at the time. The traction they had on my leg hurt like hell. Then there was a real emergency, so the midget doctor came over, laid his hands on my head and said, “Child, you have been healed!” and he tore off the traction. I said, “Lord, it is a miracle, I can walk again!” and promptly fell on the floor because I’d become dizzy from laying on my back. They gave me a real tag and made me sit in a chair in the waiting room until they were certain I wouldn’t pass out.

Name an obvious quality you have.
I can’t shut up once I start talking. Sometimes it take a little while before I start talking though.

What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
You can’t always get what you want.

Any celeb you would marry?
I’m going with Chardoney on this answer. Plenty I would fuck, but they are way too fucked up in the head to marry.

Who will cut and paste this first?
Seriously? No one thought I would do it either.

Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie. Much more so when I was a kid.

Do you wear a watch? What kind?
No, but every time I quit teaching they give me a watch because I was always late to class.

Do you have anything pierced?
Ears and nose.

Do you have any tattoos?
No. Still looking for ideas. Any suggestions?

Do you like pain?
Yes. I really miss the slow, constant pain after getting my braces tightened.

Do you like to shop?
Love going to the dentist. Hate shopping with a passion.

What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Dinner last night.

What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
Gas

What is your desktop background?
A photo of the clock in Prague. You can get a copy of my desktop photos in my gallery.

What is the background on your cell phone?
A photo of my two nieces carrying American flags on the 4th of July.

Do you like redheads?
What’s not to like? Besides, the ones I know would kick my ass if I said no.

Do you know any twins?
Yes. How intimately are we talking here?

Do you have any weird relatives?
It would be quicker to list the ones who aren’t weird.

What was the last movie you watched?
I was watching “Thank You For Smoking” until it just disappeared off the AppleTV list yesterday. I am not sure why.

What was the last book you read?
Dog Days by Daniel Lyons.

Is there such a thing as love at first sight, or is it more likely to be “lust at first sight”?
Lust, but I think that is the first step to getting to love.

What’s your favorite novel?
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.

When was the last time you visited the street you first lived on?
Fourth of July weekend when I was home.

Do you read your horoscope?
Not any more.

Who’s your favourite of the seven dwarves?
Um….?

What was your favourite subject at school?
Math.

What was your least favorite subject at school?
History. But now I love it. It was always boring in school, but now that I’ve lived through some of it, I find it much more fascinating!

Do you like having your photograph taken?
I’d prefer if people didn’t steal.

What time were you born?
8:05 am I think.

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Every day of my life. You are questioning my sanity right now.

How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
Mine, my sister’s because it is two digits different. My grandmother. My home phone when I was a kid. That is it.

Can you Limbo?
Yes. You didn’t say how low though.

Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Yes. And I hate the sounds of vegetables screaming.

What phobias do you have?
If I started listing them, we’d be here all night.

What’s your ideal breakfast?
Waffles and fruit.

Where are you right now?
In my friend’s backyard, house/dog sitting.

If you could suddenly get the skill to play any single musical instrument, which would you choose?
Piano since I have one sitting untouched in my condo.

Why do you blog?
As a form of exhibitionism.

Do you have any prejudices you’re willing to acknowledge?
I don’t do Windows.

What’s the longest time you’ve stayed out of the country/where?
Not sure which trip was longer; Costa Rica, Finland, Germany, England, Eastern Europe.

Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc…?
AOL

Do you have nightmares frequently?
Is every night frequent? You do not want to be in my head.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Definitely. It would make me feel sane.

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