Red ruby slippers

So they are actually more pink and are faux snake skin, but they are wicked cute. The One Formerly Known As My Intern asked why women shove their feet into these strange torture devices. Truthfully? They make us taller and more powerful, and our calves look more defined, thus attracting the male species.

It is all about sex. Reproduction. Survival of the species. Need I say more?

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Brother S on March 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    But I find the whole making it look like you are flexing your calf muscle thing to be a little strange. Cute shoes though.

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  2. Posted by auntie s on March 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    i personally dont think flexing the calf muxcles are a cognitie thing…

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  3. Posted by the sister on April 2, 2010 at 4:31 am

    super cute!

    Reply

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